The Easaraigh Tales
[Please note that this is a work in progress.]
Many years ago, I chanced upon a small hidden shire
in the kingdom of
Meridies called
Easaraigh by those who lived there. I was so taken by the charm
and the camaraderie of its people that I decided to first to winter there,
and then to stay on for two years more. So full of life were those years
spent in the company of what became firm friends! I think of them still as
my family, and someday hope to make the journey back.
These tales are a collection of stories recounted by
myself and others from this little shire. You may think them frivolous or
fanciful, the imaginings of an addlebrained dreamer, but I tell you that in
truth each describes some small part its author's remembrance of goings on
that happened as certain as the paper and ink you read from. Separately, the
tales are a skein of anecdotes that you might unravel on some long winter's
eve. Together, they weave a rich tapestry of life in this little hamlet; its
people, their dreams and grieves, their loves and their scars borne
silently. Whatever else you find in these pages, know this: the Dream yet
lives in the shire called Easaraigh.
Foreword
Not much has been written of the earliest days of
Easaraigh, but this much in true: In AS XVI, Laird Duncan Macbrayer, having
traveled the wilderness that would become the shire, and having remarked on
its beauty and promise to the Baron of Glaedenfeld, was charged with
settling the area. Duncan, accompanied by Ninian and several others, began
the arduous task of building a canton where before there was naught. Most of
their efforts were in finding like-minded souls to lend a hand in that first
tenuous year. Indeed, they had chosen their land well: the fertile ground so
long dormant responded with such alacrity that by the turning of the leaves
in the 17th year of the society, Easaraigh left the protective fold of
Glaedenfeld and became a shire in its own right.
Isleana's
Tale
[not yet completed]
Bartholomew's
Tale
I paused at the edge of the escarpment, shifted my
sack and surveyed the valley below me. In the waning twilight I could make
out the hills on the far side an hour's walk away. The muted roar of an
unseen waterfall to the south testified to the remoteness of the region.
Near where I guessed the waterfall might be, a small cluster of stone houses
kept company with an ancient gristmill. At the town's edge sat a larger
dwelling with shutters askew. The warm light coming from its open window and
the unmistakable tinkling sounds of eating and drinking marked it as the
town inn.
Listening to the distant merriment brought unbidden
to me thoughts of my adopted family. I'd befriended them (and then lost
them) two days walk to the south in the Shire of Fensalir, now called Loch
Cairn. It was there I first felt the exhilaration of tournament
combat, and had come to know the silent but powerful bond that ties together
those who strive toward a common cause. Many was the dark night I whiled
away at table with the others, sharing stories (greatly embellished, to be
true) of days past and dreams of those yet to come. Our ideas of starting a
settlement amid the ruins of the old stone fort seemed childish at first;
then, after a time, not so childish at all. Under the wise guidance of Lady
Gisela Kietzheim von Drachenwald, we saw our shire grow. Myself, along with
Angelique, Garf du Bogue, and the enchanting Julienne had helped foster the
gentler arts and sciences of the current Middle Ages in Fensalir.
Though Fensalir's tale is told more fully elsewhere,
it must be mentioned here that our success was ironically our undoing. For
as the shire began to take root and grow, each of the us in turn felt the
unrelenting tug of adventure and discovery. My friend Garf succumbed first,
and enlisting in the Legia Roma, found himself on the march for Ansteorra.
Julienne, long in love with Garf, stayed on for some months to tie up a few
loose ends, but eventually left her seamstress shop in the hands of her
apprentices, and followed him. Angelique found her adventure on the seas. I
smiled to myself at the thought of her. She'd signed on to a merchant
vessel as the captain's chambermaid, but I was certain she was the captain
of her own ship now, no doubt the fear of the Gulf Ocean.
A few seasons yet I stayed on with Lady Gisela to
help with the younger fighters, but it was clear that they would soon be
holding their own on the tournament field without my tutelage. In the end, I
made my farewell to her. I wept openly, such sadness filled my heart to say
good bye. Gisela, smiling through her tears, gently touched my cheek and
kissed me on the forehead. She bade me swear I would do all in my power to
make my next home as joy-filled as I'd made my last. I can still hear her
high, lilting voice, softly singing as I walked down the path leading from
the village:
Doth moon still rise o'er the mute loch cairn;
Golden, haunting orb of
night?Filling the dale, lining the brook ,
Glen of silent mystic light.
Hey nonny ho
My wand'ring one,
No joy we find in
parting.
Hey nonny ho
My faraway child,
We hold you dear at heart.
Ancient stones placed by unseen
hands,
Silent mentors, ever
guarding.
Tween rives echoing olden
days.
New dwellers joy in
warding.
Hey nonny ho
My wand'ring one,
Take our kindness with
you.
Hey nonny ho
My faraway child,
Guard our story
well.
The startling hoot of an owl jolted me back to the
present. I reached down to the coin purse at my belt and fingered the coins
through the thin, overworked leather. Weighing them against the cold, dark,
and almost certainly rocky camp waiting for me ahead on the trail, I
thought I caught the faintest whiff of lamb roasting over a fire.
"Well, that settles that," I thought, and turned to begin
making my way down into the valley.
An hour later, my stomach groaning with contentment
and my mug filled with cold beer, the decision already made to stay on a few
days, I inquired of the innkeeper where a strong back might be needed.
"If it's weeks tuppence you need, you'd be wanting to visit Laird
Duncan MacBrayer. He sees to the welfare of Easaraigh."
And so it was that I, Bartholomew Hightower, came to
live in the fair shire of Easaraigh. At first intending to stay only a short
time to help with the harvest, I soon became enamored with the village and
its people. There were many there like myself, searching for new challenges,
wanting to learn from others, stopping to stay for time and then voyaging
elsewhere. I was a little disappointed to learn that there were no peers of
the realm who had taken residence there, and had very nearly moved on
eastward toward the barony of Thor's Mountain when I heard it. But there was
something about the bright and merry nature of Easaraigh's people that I
found comforting. In the end I decided that I would rather be a larger part
of something small than a smaller part of something grand.
Working the fields over the next few weeks, and
around the fire at the tavern, I met several others with which I would eventually
become fast friends. The fighters were the first I came to know because of
our shared craft. There was Edmund Colberane, the knight marshal of the
shire. Bearing a heater per chief argent and azure crennelated, a falcon
standant proper, he made an impressive figure on the tourney field. He stood
close upon six feet, with dark hair cropped too close to gather together, an
angular face, and black piercing eyes that mirrored the falcon on his
shield. I had seen him before in the lists. Wearing the confident demeanor
of experience, Edmund rarely erred in fighting. Calm and methodical, he
would carefully test out his opponent until he found a weakness to exploit.
I remembered one particular bout where Edmund had systematically limbed his
foe, taking out his legs and then his arms one after the other, leaving him
helpless but conscious on the field.
Colwyn the Red was everything that Edmund was not;
green eyes, a quick smile, and longish red hair. He could be quite excited
on the field, and many was the fighter with bruises to show for doubting the
effectiveness of Colwyn's enthusiasm. I decided I liked him when, one
evening about the fire, Colwyn compared the innkeeper's wife to the
innkeeper's sow. He hadn't realized that one of the two was behind him with a tankard of beer.
He received the contents on his head, and before he could say hey nonny ho, was sharing a mud pit with the
other.
Then there were the two brothers, Alwyn and Rhys
Bowrick of Radnor Forest. Alwyn, the eldest, was instantly likeable. He was
tall and thin almost to the point of being lanky, with sharp features and a
broad smile. Dark brown hair of medium length, with a scraggly beard, Alwyn
laughed easily, and as often as not made himself the butt of his jokes.
Alwyn usually fought sword and shield, and had a tremendous crossing shot
that would start at his shoulder, then sweep up in an arc describing a plane
between himself and his opponent. Pulling his wrist back, his sword would
snap into his foe's helm just above the sword-side eyeslot (I still hate
that shot).
Rhys Bowrick, his brother, loved also the arts of
war, and teamed with Alwyn, the two made a formidable pair. Rhys' true
talent however lay in the arts brewing and vinting. Under his watchful eye,
a portion of the harvest headed for the brew vats and fermenting vessels,
and many a tankard was raised to his honor at the tavern.
As their name suggested, both Rhys and Alwyn were
fair hands with a longbow, as was one named Drando Miles. Quiet and wistful,
of average height, Drando was usually dressed in rich black garments. He had
blondish hair, with a mustache and goatee. His eyes had the depth of
far-away places and stories untold. I would come to trust him without
question, but never to know how Drando came by his gentle, even manner.
It would be a dull and dreary shire indeed had it
been populated entirely by blackguards, and happily there was a more
colorful side to the population.
Isleana Meave MacEwen was once such colorful
denizen. Her outward appearance was serene: long flowing hair parted in the
middle and an easy smile. Happily, her nature was anything but placid, for
it was always Isleana that moved from ideas to reality. If there were a
dance, she would point out that it would be advisable to invite the
musicians first, lest we all dance about the room in silence. If there were
a celebration, she would express her interest in insuring that good food and
spirits were also involved, and would organize the preparation thereof.
Certes, the others in the shire were not slackards by any accounting, but in
truth there is a difference between wanting something to be so, and making
that way. It was Isleana's delightful way of bringing about a plan that made
her so endearing to the others, a candle burning brightly to show others the
path. She served the shire as the resident herald, both in court and in the
lists, and in addition to her official duties was an accomplished
embroiderer and musician.
If Isleana was the guiding light of the shire, then
Oriana Silva De Saville was its sunshine. Of medium height and long curling
brown hair with eyes to match, Oriana was a joy in the dance and an aid to
all. Her bright spirit and enduring optimism made everyone's tasks seem
somehow lighter.
She was not alone in her love of the dance. Indeed
one Kenneth MacBrayer, a cloaked and usually reserved figure, would shed his
outer raiment be transformed into the Lord of the Dance, and under his
direction, our revelry became delightful indeed.
Denisette die Naherin was of Moorish descent, and
was the shire mistress of arts and sciences. Her calm demeanor and
empathetic ear made her welcome at any table, and her skill as a seamstress
made her the benefactor of many bargains struck by garb-deprived members of
the populace. Denisette haunts my dreams even now, many years beyond
our parting.
There are others that could be described here, each
adding their own voice to the chorus of life in Easaraigh. Let it suffice to
say that the Ansem Loquire, Berinaidan of the River Wye, Casyra, Corwin
Kilpadreag, Miles Gregory of the Emerald, Milo Griffin, Robert the Frank,
and Sabre Aglar all contributed greatly to those first early years of the
shire, and became to me as close as any family he remembered.
How
Bartholomew came by the name Spiderslayer
Even today, you can find along the western border of
the shire a small copse of trees standing guard over a broad field, known to
the local gentiles as Sherlock Meadow for reasons lost in the mists of time.
As such, the copse is often jokingly referred to as Sherlock Forest, though
to think of it as a forest is truly a far stretch of exaggeration. Its
grand oaks and inviting shade have oft played host to gentles within the
shire seeking respite from the sun. It's proximity to the field made it a
favorite place for the young men (and not a few young women) to play at
swordcraft.
Such it was on one still late summer afternoon that
myself and Alwyn, bored with tedium of our chores, opted for the much more
interesting endeavor of improving our prowess on the tournament field. We
pulled their sparring jerkins out of the trunks, and donned our helms and
gauntlets. Shunning live steel, we had brought wooden tourney clubs, each
about 3 feet in length with a circular haft, counterweighted at the pommel.
Beyond the obvious advantage of minimizing harm, clubs such as these were
oft the rule at grand tourneys and melees.
Alwyn looked over my equipment. "Nice," he
said in the timeless manner of professional courtesy. He pointed to my
reddish brown leather belt. "Hullo! What have we here? Bart, are you
squired to a knight?"
"Oh no. I dyed it brown when I made it, but
it's taken on a bit of a reddish tinge over time. I really should dye it
black and be done with it. Are we going to fight or not?"
Alwyn threw blows first, ferreting out the places
where my guard was weak. I was usually adept at fending his buffets away
from his head, but sadly I often fail to cover my legs. Alwyn threw a few
shots aimed helm-high, and then sank a low wrap in a wide arc starting at
his shoulder, dropping off and building momentum downward toward the ground,
finally whipping it around at the last instant toward my flank. He was
rewarded with my howl of pain as I danced a small jig and fanned my
hindquarters.
"Aiee! That stings! I shan't sit for a
fortnight!"
"Bart, you'd do better to keep your shield at
your side. I don't what they taught you in Fensalir, but it's easier to see
what your opponent is doing when you aren't blocking your own vision."
"Perhaps in the end I'll learn," I
replied, rubbing my butt, "but this discipline of sword and shield
seems overly complex. I feel much more comfortable with a simple
glaive."
"You can't mean to tell me that you'd rather
have both hands tied to a single weapon," Alwyn retorted. " It
would be child's play to dispatch you. All I need do is simply wait until
your polearm is engaged with my shield, and then take my choice of targets
with my free weapon. Without a wall of shieldmen to hide behind--"
"Ah. An unbeliever. Well, let's see what can be
done about that." I walked over to our
pile of gear, tossing my shield and baton the last few steps. I exchanged
them for a six-foot wooden pole with a small leather ball lashed securely to
one end, stuffed with straw and sewn together with waxen cord.
We squared off again, Alwyn's shield at the ready
with his wooden practice sword balanced on his shoulder, my polearm held in
front of me with the tip high. I could make out an expression of amusement
that rapidly dissipated as the tip of my polearm came zipping down toward
his head. He brought his shield up to meet it, at the same time cocking his
sword for a return blow. He brought his shield back down just in time to see
the leather ball sneak over his shield rim and plant itself in his eyeslot.
His head rocked back, stopping him dead in his tracks. I returned to my
ready stance.
Alwyn tried a different approach. This time took the
head shot with his shield, and leaving it up, charged full tilt toward me.
He could feel the pole pressing against his shield as I backpedaled
furiously, but every time he threw a blow, I slide the pole off my shield to
catch the sword mid-haft. Still charging forward, he angled toward his sword
side until he could feel my polearm slide toward the outside of his shield.
He threw open his shield, sending the glaive off to the side and swung his
sword ...
...into thin air. I'd stepped to the side, and drawing
my polearm up and over Alwyn's head swung it a short circle, I slammed it
into the back of his helmet, sending him careening forward out of balance,
landing face first into the dirt.
I took off my helmet and grinned. "What an
interesting choice of targets, Alwyn."
"Stuff it, Bart!" The gauntlets came off
and we were soon wrestling without the aid of armor or weaponry. A curious
sight it must have been to those passing by to see us tumbling together
amongst our various pieces of discarded armor, oblivious to all else as the
summer afternoon waned slowly into an orange-tinged evening.
Later, as we were changing out of our arming
tunics, Alwyn pointed to a long white scar running down the side of my
torso. "Is that from the
spider?"
I stopped what I was doing and turned toward Alwyn.
"Praytell Alwyn, where did you hear about the spider?"
"Lady Gisela. I introduced myself to her at the
Glaedenfeld Baronial Court. Very gentle lady. She told me all about that
one spider. Oh, and thank you very much for not telling us that you
were
Lord Bartholomew."
"Sorry about that, I suppose I am still a
little shy about calling myself by that title. But Alwyn, exactly what was
it that Gisela told you about ... the spider?"
"Oh, all
of it. How she was attacked by this one incredibly fierce giant spider and was about to be turned into cocoon
soup for thousands of giant spider spawn, and how you dove over various and
sundry obstacles to put your self into harm's way. How you fought bravely
and single-handedly, fending off the one spider's mandibles with nothing but a
tankard. Ho! Striking back with naught but a small dagger. Swish! How the
fight tumbled out onto the village green where you were pinned by the
beast..."
I made a mental note to tell Gisela to knock it off
about the spider I'd squished in front of her at one of the shire meetings.
Alwyn went on for some time recounting each gruesome detail of the battle,
an imaginary dagger in his hand, slashing in and feinting from his invisible
foe. I watched for some minutes while he hopped and leaped about the
field in mock combat, acting out every detail of the story. Finally, I could
stand it no more.
"Alwyn, HOLD!"
Alwyn stopped in mid-slash, blinking questioningly
back at me. I broke the silence. "Okay, I'll bite. Why do you keep
emphasizing that there was one giant
spider?"
"Colwyn talked with the gentle lady too, and,
well, we made a bit of a wager."
"Well, you can pay up. Colwyn was right not to
believe a word of that story. That spider was no bigger than my thumbnail,
which I might add was used to unceremoniously scrape it from the bottom of
my boot."
There was a long sort of pause in which the song of
a distant bird trilled itself out from one of the oaks, and was answered by
the odd grasshopper buzzing its way to an altogether happier blade of grass.
"Oh dear, not good," replied Alwyn at
length, "that is not good at all. I've wagered Meridian Marks with half
the shire that you only fought one
giant
spider instead of the three
that Colwyn
insists on!"
"GISELA!"
I was still slapping my forehead a few minutes later
when Colwyn came by with Oriana, Robert the Frank, and Isleana in tow. They
took up station next to Alwyn. They were quite obviously waiting for
something.
"Well?" Colwyn finally inquired. "Did
you ask him?"
Alwyn looked at pleadingly at me, and I stared
pointedly back at Alwyn before replying: "I must confess that I smote
but one eight-legged creature on the day in question." There was a
murmuring of discontent, followed by the sound of Meridian Marks changing
hands.
I had hoped that would be the end of it, but for the
next few weeks, anytime I stepped into the tavern, there was a hushing of
voices, and muted whispers of "Spiderslayer." The others seemed to
regard me with a bit more respect if not subdued awe, and I must admit that
it was after a fashion not disagreeable. Indeed, I was beginning to enjoy my
new status until one afternoon as I walked toward one of the farm
buildings and saw Alwyn sitting against a low wall to the side. He looked
like he'd been rolled by ruffians. His clothes were torn, his eye bruised,
and the coin purse that had only recently been filled with his friends'
coins now sat on his lap, quite empty.
"Alwyn, who did this?"
"The giant spider. In there," said Alwyn,
jerking his thumb back toward the farm building. "Says he's waiting for
you."
I rolled his eyes at him.
"Seriously," continued Alwyn, "says
he got a letter from someone in Fensalir that witnessed the whole
thing." Just then, the large doors burst open. Colwyn, Oriana, Robert,
and Isleana piled out, their combined eight legs wheeling toward me.
"Hey Spiderslayer!" Colwyn shouted waving the letter in the air. "Slay this!"
In but a moment they were on me, rolling me about,
pulling my hair and tickling me. Soon we were all laying in the grass
laughing at our foolishness, Alwyn included. They forgave him of course,
once the truth got out. But their good humor did not extend to letting him
keep the coins he'd won, even though he had
been closer to the truth.
From then on, the people of the shire happily called
out a greeting to the 'Spiderslayer' when e'er they saw me, but I noticed
that the awe I'd seen earlier in their eyes had been in every case replaced
with a twinkle.
Bartholomew Fights the Five
The dry days of late summer and the many-hued weeks of
early autumn passed easily for Easaraigh in AS XVII, and I grew more
accustomed to my newly found friends. They were all quite busy, each with
their own tasks to be done. There was certainly much within the shire that
needed doing. The Meridian royalty required each of its shires to maintain
offices of heraldry (Isleana), arts and sciences (Kenneth MacBrayer), and a
marshalette (Edmund Colberane), as well as managing its own financial
well-being (Alwyn served as the shire reeve).
I busied myself by helping each of the shire
officers when I could, but I most enjoyed helping Edmund with the training
of fighters. I thoroughly enjoyed the excitement of the tournament field,
and would gladly have fought simply for the exhilaration of single combat.
It was all the more rewarding when teaching others, seeing them transformed
from timid mice hiding behind their shields into formidable opponents
confident of their craft.
And there were many to teach. As news of the growing
shire spread, newcomers to the village were arriving at a rate of one or two
a week. At one point, there was concern among the officers that it would
soon be difficult to find constructive work for all that arrived (a curse
all shires should be afflicted with). Weekly populace meetings were called
to better use the gentiles time, and to provide a common place to discuss
issue of concern to all. It was also a good place to introduce new settlers
in the shire to others. These meetings were at first held at the tavern, but
later moved to a hall constructed specifically for that purpose adjoining
the county archives.
It was on his way to one of these populace meetings
that, coming into the valley from a day spent hunting, I chanced upon a
single cloaked and hooded traveler making his way along the path at the edge
of the escarpment above the valley.
"Hail and well met, traveler."
...
[more on this later]
...
It was in the spirit of cooperation between shires
that a cadre of fighters from Bowing Glen made their appearance at the
Easaraigh training session one spring afternoon. They had fought in a
tournament to the south near South Downs, and Easaraigh lay on their
returning path. Isleana and Colwyn, who were at the same gathering, had
invited them to quarter at our shire before completing the voyage to their
home. A small feast was hastily arranged in their honor, and the list field
was readied on their behalf.
[exposition section about why there were so many
fighters here. lists, ransoms, dances, feasts, etc]
There was no formalized training on that day, but
rather a series of pickup bouts between consenting partners. This is a
particularly useful training practice for remote locations such as Easaraigh
and Bowing Glen. In isolation, a group of combatants will tend to become
over-used to each others' movements and strategies.
The more experienced make good use of this in sly
and subtle ways. By way of example, on this day, sparing with my usual
warm-up partner, I had been trying to find an opening on Alwyn's cuisse. Try
as I might, his ready stance was such that I simply could not strike his
upper leg. Edmund, who was floating among several one-on-one sessions,
watched the proceedings for a short time before stepping in.
"No, not like that," he said, taking my
place. "Keep your wrist cocked until the last instant, like so --
" His tourney sword whipped around Alwyn's shield, the backside of the
tip connecting on the rear of Alwyn's thigh plate with a satisfying THWOP.
"There, now you try it."
I did as instructed, to my suprise connecting easily
with Alwyn's leg. Edmund nodded his approval. "Much better. And
Bartholomew, you may want to dye that belt black. Someone might think you
are a squire." He moved off to watch another pair. After he left, I
turned to Alwyn.
"I must have tried that shot ten times. Do my
eyes deceive me, or did you just change your stance?"
Alwyn winked at me from behind his visor.
"I've been working on Edmund for a month now. It's getting so that he
always goes for my shield leg first."
I chuckled, then with a slight bow, withdrew to find
another dance partner. As the Bowing Glen fighters made themselves ready,
individual fighters from Easaraigh took them one-by-one onto the practice
field. The atmosphere was one of relaxed camaraderie, the tournament at
South Downs having taken the competitive edge off the combatants. Techniques
and tricks where exchanged back and forth as the fighting continued,
sometimes a single pair fighting with all the others watching, sometimes all
the fighters fighting in pairs.
As the afternoon wore into evening, and with fewer
lessons being exchanged, the remaining participants by mutual consent opted
for a mock battle on the pretext that it would help with group tactics. In
reality, everyone thought simply that this melee, where fighters are grouped
into two sides, would be naught but enjoyable.
The obvious method for dividing the fighters was
chosen. I captained the Easaraigh side, with Colwyn, Alwyn, Robert the Frank
bearing the traditional sword and shield, while Drando joined up with a
two-handed sword. I carried my by now customary polearm. The Bowing Glen
contingent consisted of 3 shieldmen, a Florentiner -- who carried a sword in
each hand, the offhand sword being slightly smaller -- and a polearm borne
by Artaugh MacBrayer, a distant cousin of Duncan and Kenneth. Edmund and the
Bowing Glen knight marshal served as the wardens for the melee.
I turned to the other four: "This shall be our
plan: Robert, you along with Colwyn and Alwyn form a shield wall in the
fore. Drando, I want you stay to the right of the group, off Robert's sword
arm. Your job will be to foul any flanking maneuvers. I'll work to the left,
between Alwyn and Colwyn. We'll advance, then on my signal move obliquely
down their line to the right. Drando, I want you to spear the two-sworder's
legs as we pass. I'll take a few shots at heads as we move down the line,
then shift to the left to block a following move. Once we clear the line, I
want the shields to wheel counterclockwise, and we'll engage the right end
of the shield wall. Shieldmen, your job will be to stay afoot. Don't worry about throwing any blows until we engage the
right flank."
The others nodded their agreement, then formed
loosely into their positions; their counterparts doing the same some thirty
paces off, at right angles to the setting sun. Edmund spoke in a loud voice:
"Are the combatants in readiness?" Answered by a chrorus of 'ayes'
he continued: "Then let the melee begin. LAY ON!"
The two sides marched silently toward each other,
each eying warily their possible targets. When they were within ten paces, I
yelled out "AVANCE ... A
DROIT! " My group angled
to the right, and picked up speed, heading down the Bowing Glen line, aiming
for the shieldman to the far right.
An what follewed next was a disaster. Drando, in the lead
and searching for the Florentiner, his sword held high and with both hands,
took a hit across both thighs from the center Bowing Glen shieldman. He
stumbled to his knees, right in the path of Robert, who, stopping to keep
from trampling Drando, received a blow to the back of the helm and went
down. Colwyn saw his fallen brothers in time, and sidestepping, nudging me around as well. Alwyn, bringing up the rear and mindful of those
behind him, saw nothing and stumbled across Robert's legs. His shield flew
out in front of him to steady his balance, leaving a perfect opening for
Artaugh to gig him from the side with his glaive.
Drando, still on his knees, spun counterclockwise
and let a blow fly for the two-sword fighter, striking solidly his target
and sending the Florentiner to his knees. He was repayed in kind by the
rearmost Bowing Glen shieldman, who threw a well-timed swing into to the
brow of Drando's now open helm, and down he went.
Colwyn and I wheeled around to attack the right
flank, only to see three of our number on the ground unconscious, the five
Bowing Glen men slowly advancing just behind them. I screamed at Colwyn to
stay on his feet and guard blows for the both of us, but the combined swords
of the Bowing Glen front line were too numerous to stop all at once. Colwyn
went down under a barrage of blows in but a few seconds.
Now quite alone, I backed up a few paces and
surveyed the damage. The honor of the shire was seriously in question now,
and I felt very stupid indeed to have thought of a strategy so gloriously
complicated that even the smallest of distractions would throw into
disarray.
As I was mentally kicking myself, I noticed that the
Bowing Glen fighters were still in a single unit, advancing slowly, with the two-sword man accompanying, still on his
knees. They were evidently resolved to stick together as a group until
the matter was completely decided. I felt an inkling of hope. I still had
the advantage of range, and as long as I didn't close with the shieldmen,
Artaugh would not be able to reach me. Their mobility was seriously hampered
now because of the man on his knees (I silently thanked Drando for that),
while I was now free to move about unfettered.
I moved forward, dancing just out of range of the
swords, which is to say, just inside the range for my glaive. I tried the
same trick that had rocked Alwyn's helm back a few weeks earlier. Chop ... and ... punch! Shield number one fell
backwards, out of the bout. Pointedly staring at shieldman number three, I
swung sideways at the helm of shieldman number two. Amazing how often that works. A small cloud of dust kicked up as
number two hit the ground.
Yikes! I skipped back
a step as the two-sword man swung at my legs. Time
to take care of this fellow. For all his offensive capability, when a
Florentiner loses his legs, he is effectively finished, especially against a
weapon with superior range. And it is so hard to
stop a thrust with a sword. The two-sword gasped loudly as I punched my
polearm into his solar plexus.
I retreated a few steps to consider my next move.
Artaugh and the remaining shieldman turned toward each other to consult. The
shieldman nodded, then moved a few steps away from Artaugh and faced me.
Obviously, they intended to distract me from one side and attack from the
other.
Then Artaugh did something quite remarkable, which I
shall not forget for the rest of my days. He called to his comrade, who
instinctively turned back toward him. At that instant, Artaugh thrust his
glaive into his own shieldman's faceplate, knocking him backwards and out of
the action. Unbidden hoots of approval sprang up from those looking on
around the field. This was the supreme complement of one fighter to another;
removing an advantage gained to honor the prowess of your opponent.
Typically, though, this did not involve clubbing your comrades. As the
spectators roared, Artaugh drew himself up and bowed deeply to me. I
clumsily returned the gesture, awed by the chivalry displayed by this fine
gentle.
Then the real fight began. Artaugh, who had
been too far to the rear to aid earlier, now came out to put me within his
range. When two polearms fight, it becomes a battle of misdirection and
balance. By use of feints and attacks, one hopes to unbalance his opponent
long enough to strike a telling blow. Artaugh and I were closely matched,
for we fought for some ten minutes -- an eternity on the list field -- with
neither gaining a discernable advantage, first one striking in, and then on
retreat guarding against the enevitable counterattack.
Finally we stood face to face, breaths coming in
ragged gasps, the 'tips' of our 'blades' nearly touching, each pointed at
the others throat. For the space of half a minute we stood nearly frozen,
looking for some sign in posture to give their opponent's intention away.
Then, as if on a mutually agreed signal, we each thrust toward the other,
yelling as did. Artaugh aimed for my gut, while I aimed for Artaugh's helm.
We both connected simultaneously, sending each other to the ground amid the
rising cheers of all those from both shires.
We were surrounded almost immediately by all those
present, laughing and slapping us on the back. Not wanting the moment to
end, but not daring to fight more lest the mood be broken, we headed down
the path together toward the feast hall, leaving our armor and weapons as
they lay. A happy throng it was that arrived at the site of the evening's
celebration, arms linked and singing as we came.
Chevaliers de la Table Ronde
Goûtons voir si le vin est
bon!
Chevaliers de la Table Ronde
Goûtons voir si le vin est
bon!
Goûtons voir, oui oui
oui
Goûtons voir, non non
non
Goûtons voir si le vin est
bon!
Chevaliers de la Table Ronde
Goûtons voir si le vin est
bon!
S'il est bon, s'il est agreable,
J'en borai justqu' ` mon
plaisir.
S'il est bon, s'il est agreable,
J'en borai justqu' ` mon
plaisir.
J'en borai, oui, oui, oui,
J'en borai, non, non, non,
J'en borai justqu' ` mon
plaisir.
S'il est bon, s'il est
agreable,
J'en borai justqu' ` mon
plaisir.
J'en boirai cinq à six
bouteilles,
Une femme sur les genoux.
J'en boirai cinq à six
bouteilles,
Une femme sur les genoux.
Une femme, oui, oui, oui
Une femme, non, non, non
Une femme sur les genoux.
J'en boirai cinq à six
bouteilles,
Une femme sur les
genoux.
It was Edmund who sought me out later at the feast.
Grinning, he picked up the loose end of the belt hanging from my waist.
"I recant my earlier words, Lord Bartholomew. You should leave this
belt just as it is. Indeed, I believe it is getting more and more red every
day."
Coming attractions:
The
tourney at Centaur's Glade
Death of a Seneschal: Bartholomew's Wake
Author's notes for Bartholomew's Tale
Intro
The escarpment refers to the edge of the Cumberland
Plateau. I took a rounabout path to get there (Cookeville) for the
first time, and the feeling of descending from the high country stuck in my
mind. The falls are in fact Burgess Falls, the site of many youthful
exploits. I seem to remember that there is the remains of an old mill
there.
I did indeed come from Fensalir, where Gisela, Garf,
Julliene, and Angelique were my friends. Fensalir's story is not yet
written (sorry). Garf joined the army, Julienne went with him, and Angelique
went somewhere I don't know where. Gisela did indeed tell me to make
my next home as happy as my last, but the song is mine. I hope both
Gisela and Loch Cairn someday find it.
The original spelling for the shire is 'Ezaret'.
The 'number of people searching and learning' in
Easaraigh reflects the student orientation of the group members. I
nearly went to UT instead of Tech, thus the Thor's Mountain reference.
The descriptions of the characters are pretty much as I remember them.
Spiderslayer
We did hold fighter practices on Sunday afternoons
in Sherlock park, to the west of the Engineering Quad. It is true that
I am a sucker for the low wrap shot. Alwyn and I fought quite a bit,
but the conversation and swordplay scene is an amalgamation of several
different fighters and times.
The bit about the spider is true in the sense that I
did squish it in the manner indicated, and true in that Gisela had a
wonderful gift of embellishment. The others in the shire were amused
when they learned the truth, having at first thought the Spiderslayer was
either of fantasy or occult origins, and not quite sure about me in any
event. Sorry for being so longwinded about this, but the story closes
a long chapter in my SCA life.
The Five
The stories in this section are all true, with the
exception of some name replacements and other details. The earliest
shire meetings were held in the student center at Tech, in one of the
lobbies. I moved them to the Putnam County library when I was
seneschal to foster more garb-wearing, and to try to promote a non-student
presence. Plus, it was good to get off campus every week or so.
We had a mini-event with Bowing Glen (two actually;
one in Ezaret and one in Bowing Glen), and the melee action happened pretty
much as described, except that I cannot remember precisely who was fighting
with me, nor can I remember the name of the Bowing Glen polearm. I've
substituted freely from my cast of characters. The sideline belt story
is true. I've always wanted to be a squire and attempt the preparation
for knighthood, but the lack of knights in my area (and the lack of
dedication on my part) have kept this path closed for me thus far.
Someday...
Anyone who speaks French for any amount of time will
instantly recognize the verses at the end of this story as a portion of a
popular French drinking song that I most assuredly did NOT write. It
translates roughly as "Knights of the round table, let us drink if the
wine is good; If it's agreeable, I'll drink my fill; Five or six bottles,
and a woman on my lap." You get the idea. We didn't really
sing it.
Oh, and the small subplot with Alwyn's stance
actually happened occurred in Shire Eagle between a couple of fighters whose
names have been lost in the mists of time. I heard about it
second-hand, and thought it would be nice to include.
Source
Material
Herein find old photos and musings of the
authors.
A group shot of some of the earliest members of the Shire
Alwyn and Edmund slug it out at a demo
Bart and Alwyn spar on a lazy summer day
Bart and Alwyn pose for posterity
A flyer for the first Tourney at Centaur's Glade
(front)
A flyer for the first Tourney at Centaur's Glade
(back)
Early shire newsletter, the Morning Star
(front)
Early shire newsletter, the Morning Star (back)
Early shire newsletter, the Unicorn's Horn
(front)
Early shire newsletter, the Unicorn's Horn
(back)
Phone list from 1/83
Phone list from 10/83
Phone list from 5/84